we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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