its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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