Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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