You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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