You can't special order awesome
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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