I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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