??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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