There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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