I love black thongs
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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