Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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