4 words: hood of his car
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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