she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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