Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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