All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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