DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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