Non-Jews are for practice
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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