Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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