Midget sex pt 2 tonight
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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