Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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