My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It's never too late to be topless.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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