I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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