To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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