I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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