STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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