Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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