The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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