I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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