it was like eating out sand paper
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
We are all done wearing pants today
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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