can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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