But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
We named our party play list daddy issues
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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