the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Naked Twister starts at high noon
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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