i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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