I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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