Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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