You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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