in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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