So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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