My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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