'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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