When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Watching her eat just hurts me
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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