He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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