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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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