Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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