i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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