I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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