wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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