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Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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