how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
