Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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