like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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