im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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