I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
be right there i have to get my cape
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Shame - the story of my life.
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