my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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