32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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